HALLO LASER SCREWDRIVER

crispy-ghee:

beatledirt:

the-quarry-beatles:

crispy-ghee:

I like the Beatles now. The Beatles are cool.

Girlfriend and I are writing something for this. Or we would be if I wasn’t so busy BUT IT”LL HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

I’m going to try and see if I can get this printed.

*in freddie mercury’s voice*

is this the real life

is this just fantasy

Sweet baby jesus could you imagine John Lennon being the Doctor’s companion I’m scremaing internally just thinking about it

Hi, artist here. 

Have the only other piece of Lennon and Doctor art I ever did haha

Long story short, John Lennon as the Doctor’s companion would be a snarking pain in the butt. 

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies)

narunfiltered:

Pub
Spokane, WA, USA

(I run the bar at a small pub. We’re near a major university, so we get a lot of college kids. Some of them are real jerks and we sometimes have incidents with guys who are clearly trying to get girls drunk and take them home. We make a point to step in whenever we see it…

tentaclabia:

fahwn:

☆

Ugh. Ugh. For the record, I agree wholeheartedly with the idea that you must love your body, and do it every day, but I don’t agree with some of these ‘positive messages’ and the way the shame the people (women in this case, or a majority thereof) who prefer to do the things on the right to some of the things on the left. It’s a matter of preference, let’s be clear.

I am going to buy my monthly fashion magazine because I like picking up ideas from it, because I like the clothes and because I think some of the models are gorgeous (in an ‘I want to be inside their pants’ rather than ‘I want to fit inside their pants’ way). Likewise, when I have the money for it, I’ll go eat dinner at a fancy restaurant, too. I’ll buy a pair of designer jeans because they’ll make my ass look fab - and let me make it clear, my ass is fab, which I know because I love my body - and you can keep that ski resort ticket because skiing isn’t for everybody.

Lipstick and fluffy pillows tend to be the most purchased items in times of economical depression, because we want to feel comforted by something fluffy and to remind our faces that they look fantastic. It’s a thing. It happens. Does it make people who buy lipstick vapid consummers that have accepted the laws of a society based on beauty-is-what-comes-in-magazines? No, and how dare you. You don’t know these people. Let them buy some lipstick without making a big ‘you do it because you don’t love yourself’ deal out of it! Maybe they do! I know I do, and you know how I emphasize it? Lipstick. Shoving my beauty in everyone’s faces, bam. (PS, I could have long distance calls any day for the price of Skype, come on.)

Some people need to feel beautiful - to their own standard - in order to love their bodies. That may involve surgery (maybe their backs hurt like hell, have you walked around with swollen PMS EE-sized boobs?), or acryllic nails, or salon highlights, or a hot bra. Whatever makes you feel comfortable and at ease with your body, people, I say do it. If you’re not harming yourselves, if you’re not harming others, then buy as much make-up and clothes and other paraphernalia as you feel necessary in order to feel good in your own skin, and to love your bodies.

PS, if you could point me in the direction of which amusement parks have tickets that cost the same as a set of acryllic nails, meanwhile, that’d be great. I do my nails myself.

(Source: asgardian-poledance)

Truncated transcript from today’s SCOTUS argument

courtneymilan:

For those of you who don’t want to read the transcript of the oral argument in Hollingsworth v. Perry, which is all of 82 pages long, or whose heads exploded when you tried to read it, I’ve written a helpful summary. It’s available below the jump.

This summary is still fairly long, but it’s shorter and I’ve worked to make things as accessible as possible to those without legal training.

As a result, there are some places where I might have oversimplified the legal argument. My summarizing might be partially colored by my personal viewpoints, but this is basically what happened, plus or minus the aliens eating children.

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deborahcastellano:

 #maleficent is a badass bitch who will FUCK YOU UP IF YOU DON’T INVITE HER TO YOUR GODDAMN PARTY

maleficent is the original mean girl

#Get in loser you’re getting a Sleeping Curse

Maleficent is real bitter about not being on the guest list to a shitty baby shower.  Rule of thumb here people, always invite the crazy girl to the party if you don’t want shit to get real.

or her to put a sleeping curse on your and turn into a fucking dragon when you try to help out said sleeping cursed girl.

Imagine if she had been invited. 

“Little child, I give you the gift of Hardcore.”

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

Now I want fiction where Maleficent was invited, and Aurora got the most scary-awesome faery gifts in all of recorded history, and grew up and became a bad-ass hero with those gifts, and eventually reigned as queen and rescued Phillip and his realm from utter annihilation at the hands of some dire threat and claimed him as a husband to make her protection permanent and….

And now so do I.

(Source: britta-perry)

thefrogman:

Stunts!

(Source: orcses)

loki-cat:

ok in the first gif robert’s just like

unleash all hell, scarlett

unleash all hell

bbymarvelassemble:

This was supposed to be fun. To goad us past our differences, to celebrate our competitive spirits and the excellence inherent in who we are and who we challenge each other to become.